My dad when he sees im reading Looking for Alaska


dad: i dont want to spoil anything but its just a little left of canada

(via mason-odair-hp)



what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick

(via tyleroakley)


before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

(via existential-angst)

Long-distance relationships are so hard. You kind of get used to someone not being around. And when they are around, you have to get used to them all over again.